Mean Pete--Head Honcho of Mean Pete Publishing

Saturday, July 27, 2013

WHERE IS MEAN PETE?

Mean Pete's out in Nevada, rasslin' rattlesnakes and such and trying to keep his Apache girlfriend, Miss Tillie, from eatin' roadkill. He'll be back soon.

Meantime, go on over to Amazon or Barnes & Noble and purchase his latest oater, will you?  This second book in the Spurr Morgan saga will be out on August 4th, but you can order it now.  Mean Pete would appreciate the pocket jingle.  Miss Tillie might be built like Raquel Welch in her prime, but, Lordy, can that girl eat!

Tillie, please--no smashed-dead porkypine this early in the mornin', hon!!

Side cautionary note:  Gentlemen, if you go seeking an Apache girlfriend, do not settle on one who is convinced she's a direct descendant of Mangas Coloradas.  For if you do, you will learn in short order that with such a gal there is no such thing as a "little domestic squabble."

Sigh.

OLD WOLVES AT AMAZON

OLD WOLVES AT BARNES & NOBLE

While you're there, pick up the ebook original Rogue Lawman book for $2.99!

HEED THE THUNDER AT AMAZON

HEED THE THUNDER AT BARNES & NOBLE

In the mean time, keep punchin'!  (Mean Pete'll be runnin' from Tillie.  Sigh.)

3 comments:

  1. If Miss Tillie is built like Raquel Welch, I for one would like to see a picture of her rather than the Duke.

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  2. Mean Pete has considered posting pictures of Tillie but his team of attorneys, always on the ready, have advised him that doing so would mean he'd be liable for any heart conditions that may result.

    Mean Pete apologizes. You'll just have to use your imaginations.

    MP

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  3. Old Wolves dropped through the letterbox this morning :)

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